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20th December 2016
12:10am GMT

For the third year in a row I am unable to attend Electric Picnic.
And I am as bitter as ever.
I mean, eh, I am perfectly content being stuck in an office for the entire weekend. No place I'd rather be.
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
I've deleted Snapchat and logged out of Facebook for the weekend in the hopes that I will remain utterly oblivious to all the banter down in Stradbally. Instead, I have come up with this hunreal list of things to distract yourself with.
Sure, I might see you there.
As someone who haaates musicals, I cannot recommend going to see Billy enough.
It kind of changed my life.
Tomorrow is the last day however, so get your tickets now. Or regret it forever.
Conor Oberst is playing in The Bord Gáis on Sunday and we can't think of a dreamier way to spend your EP-free Sunday.

That person you keep thinking of and meaning to contact – just bite the bullet.
Get onto them and grab brunch. Boozy brunch.
Find some suggestions here.

Think you know this city like the back of your hand?
Think again.
This 3 hour tour is completely free and you'll thoroughly enjoy getting to know our city all over again.

Nothing says 'I'm-fine-and-I-didn't-want-to-go-to-EP-anyways' like an espresso martini
We got you.

Grab a team and head to the Adventure Rooms on Little Britain Street for a bit of team work, competition and good craic.

We have plennntyyy of recipes for you.
So let your inner domestic god/goddess shine in the kitchen this weekend and impress all your mates upon their return from EP.

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